I live in Seattle
Im a Junior
Im sarcastic
And my life consists of basically Supernatural, Avengers, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, The Hunger Games, The Walking Dead, and Sherlock.
The Doctor’s name from NAME OF THE DOCTOR LEAKED AUDIO ***SPOILERS***
i saw this coming but i still reblogged it
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A dog wandered into our yard so I checked her tags
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i cybered on omegle today
| You: | hi |
| Stranger: | hey |
| You: | wanna cyber |
| Stranger: | Depends are you a girl? ;) |
| You: | ya |
| Stranger: | And okay then, you start? |
| You: | i come into ur bedroom |
| You: | and ur sleeping |
| You: | and i crawl under your blanket |
| Stranger: | I'm still asleep |
| You: | u feel me pulling down ur pants |
| You: | and u wake up and smile |
| Stranger: | I kiss you gently, still sleepy |
| You: | then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed |
| You: | cutting off your penis |
| Stranger: | wait |
| You: | THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME |
| Stranger: | Then what...? |
| You: | I HATE YOU |
| Stranger: | I didn't cheat |
| You: | you bleed to death in your bed |
| Stranger: | i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok |
| You: | nobody ever knows what happened |
| You: | i flee to mexico with your Mercedes |
| You: | the end |
| Stranger: | I have a mercedes? |
| You: | not anymore faggot |
| Your conversation partner has disconnected. |
Ingredients:
CINNAMON FILLING:
4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) unsalted butter, just melted (not boiling)
1/4 cup + 2 tablespoons packed light brown sugar
1/2 tablespoon ground cinnamonCREAM CHEESE GLAZE:
4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) unsalted butter
2-ounces cream cheese, at room temperature
3/4 cup powdered sugar
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extractPANCAKES:
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup milk
1 large egg, lightly beaten
1 tablespoon canola or vegetable oilDirections:
Prepare the cinnamon filling: In a medium bowl, stir together the butter, brown sugar and cinnamon. Scoop the filling into a quart-sized heavy zip baggie and set it aside (see *Tips below).
Prepare the glaze: In a small pan, heat the butter over low heat until melted. Turn off the heat and whisk in the cream cheese until it is almost smooth. Sift the powdered sugar into the pan, stir and add in vanilla extract. Set the pan aside while you make the pancakes.
Prepare the pancake batter: In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder and salt. Whisk in the milk, egg and oil, just until the batter is moistened (a few small lumps are fine).
Cook the pancakes: Heat a large, nonstick skillet over medium-heat and spray with nonstick spray. Use an ice cream scoop (or 1/3 cup measuring cup) to add the batter to the pan. Use the bottom of the scoop or cup to spread the batter into a circle (about 4-inches in diameter). Reduce the heat to medium low. Snip the corner of your baggie of cinnamon filling and squeeze the filling into the open corner. When your pancake begins to form bubbles, add the filling. Starting at the center of the pancake, squeeze the filling on top of the pancake batter in a swirl (just as you see in a regular cinnamon roll). Cook the pancake 2 to 3 minutes, or until the bubbles begin popping on top of the pancake and it’s golden brown on the bottom. Slide a thin, wide metal spatula underneath the pancake and gently but quickly flip it over. Cook an additional 2 to 3 minutes, until the other side is golden as well. When you flip the pancake onto a plate, you will see that the cinnamon filling has created a crater-swirl of cinnamon. Wipe out the pan with a paper towel, and repeat with the remaining pancake batter and cinnamon filling. Re-warm the glaze briefly, if needed. Serve pancakes topped with a drizzle of glaze.
DO WANT
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im from the united states of AMERICA what do you MEAN THIS VIDEO IS NOT AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY
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If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
Doctor who: YO MAMA SO FAT THE ADIPOSE CONSIDER HER A NATURAL RESOURCE
Supernatural: YO MAMA SO FAT SHES STILL ALIVE ONLY CUZ AZAZEL COULDN’T PUT HER ON THE CEILING
Harry Potter - YO MAMA SO FAT HER PATRONUS IS A CAKE
Sherlock - YOUR MOTHER IS OVERWEIGHT
*spits food all over the laptop*
the harry potter one is the best i am cackling
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Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock
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why does no one talk about the movie Sky High
Speaking as a vegetarian, I am aware that tumblr hates vegetarians.
So…
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