• mom:why are you laughing alone in your room
  • mom 4 hours ago:we're only staying for 30 minutes
Cookies are baked, not cooked. Shouldn’t they be called bakies?

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  • teacher:where's your homework?
  • me:call my agent

soshootastar:

who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom

　
Suddenly realising it’s June and you’ve wasted half a year accomplishing nothing of importance.

thatfunnyblog:

(Source: distraction-is-pretty-ugly)
Suddenly realising it’s June and you’ve wasted half a year accomplishing nothing of importance.

thatfunnyblog:

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pakiha:

when i die i want my ashes scattered onto my computer

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

(Source: katherine-heigl)
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